Cat Ipsum
Pushes butt to face eat grass, throw it back up jump around on couch, meow constantly until given food, yet spend six hours per day washing, but still have a crusty butthole fall over dead (not really but gets sypathy) , or annoy the old grumpy cat, start a fight and then retreat to wash when i lose twitch tail in permanent irritation . Fall asleep upside-down . Cat dog hate mouse eat string barf pillow no baths hate everything . Run up and down stairs pooping rainbow while flying in a toasted bread costume in space cat slap dog in face fight an alligator and win and my water bowl is clean and freshly replenished, so i'll drink from the toilet or warm up laptop with butt lick butt fart rainbows until owner yells pee in litter box hiss at cats . Cat mojo this cat happen now, it was too purr-fect!!! friends are not food . Take a big fluffing crap 💩 chase dog then run away , bleghbleghvomit my furball really tie the room together . Try to hold own back