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Cat Ipsum

Pushes butt to face   eat grass, throw it back up   jump around on couch, meow constantly until given food,  yet  spend six hours per day washing, but still have a crusty butthole   fall over dead (not really but gets sypathy) , or  annoy the old grumpy cat, start a fight and then retreat to wash when i lose   twitch tail in permanent irritation .  Fall asleep upside-down .  Cat dog hate mouse eat string barf pillow no baths hate everything .  Run up and down stairs   pooping rainbow while flying in a toasted bread costume in space   cat slap dog in face   fight an alligator and win  and  my water bowl is clean and freshly replenished, so i'll drink from the toilet  or  warm up laptop with butt lick butt fart rainbows until owner yells pee in litter box hiss at cats .  Cat mojo  this cat happen now, it was too purr-fect!!!   friends are not food .  Take a big fluffing crap 💩   chase dog then run away , bleghbleghvomit my furball really tie the room together .  Try to hold own back